I’m Doing a Loud Sigh Right About Now….

Sent from the hubs…,custom bobblehead;

Mr. Ladybug: This is sooooooo true!
Yeah,.? And,personalized bobbleheads?

FINE –,customize bobblehead; This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES – If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING –,personalized bobbleheads; This is the calm before the storm,,. This means “,personalized bobblehead;something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘,customized bobbleheads;Nothing’,customized bobbleheads; usually end in “Fine.”
GO AHEAD – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH – This is not actually a word,customize bobblehead, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
THAT’,Tips for Short Vintage Wedding Dresses,personalized bobble heads;S OKAY –,Top Tips on Choosing Lace Prom Dresses; This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man,More Bridesmaid, Less Soldier. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS –,custom bobblehead; A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
WHATEVER – It’,personalized bobblehead;s a woman’s way of saying *,custom bobbleheads!#@ YOU,custom bobblehead! Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

I read this and laughed out loud. Leave it to a man to write this shit down! I don’t have to see this… I already have it memorized! It’s like the male cheat sheet to survive in a relationship. “Dude, laminate this shit, keep it in your wallet. You will thank me later.” It’s funny, I can see myself laminating one for Mr. Ladybug and slipping it into his wallet.

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